Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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