This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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