Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You can't just leave with hair like that
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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