ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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