Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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