GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
