Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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