My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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