what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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