do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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