I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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