i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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