Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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