quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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