you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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