8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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