Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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