check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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