she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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