JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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