do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just google imaged poop.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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