Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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