Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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