i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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