Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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