Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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