You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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