I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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