Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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