pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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