and i looked up. we had an audience...
Life is so much better after having sex.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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