question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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