Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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