I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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