i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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