The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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