would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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