Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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