What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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