Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It's rum buckets o'clock
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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