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Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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