Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
