I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My hand turned me down
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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