....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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