for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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