How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
