sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I supernannyed him into submission
All the doctor said was why
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
