Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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