I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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