Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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