Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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