I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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