i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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